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Hello Dysfunction

303: Don't Tell My Family

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Pat really likes her doctor, always kiss the judge’s a*s, root canals are bad for you and Peez is outta control. Comedy show update, tired of the credit score game, Crystal is still talking to strangers and irrational fears are crippling.

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0:00.0

Did you know that many products for pregnant women do not have their own clinical trials for safety or efficacy?

0:08.0

That's because pregnant women are often excluded from clinical studies.

0:13.0

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0:18.0

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0:24.4

human clinical trial.

0:26.8

Essential prenatal is proven to deliver key nutrients, including folate, biotin, and vitamin

0:32.6

D during pregnancy.

0:34.5

Moms taking essential prenatal had a lower overall cortisol level during pregnancy

0:39.2

than those taking a leading prenatal. Plus, it's designed to be gentle on the stomach.

0:44.9

Ritual doesn't just have your back. They have the receipts. Get 25% off at ritual.com

0:51.9

slash clinical. These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration.

0:56.4

This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Welcome to episode 303 of Hello

1:21.0

I'm Potterfria

1:23.0

And I'm Crystal

1:24.3

I've had a long fucking day today.

1:30.7

My day started at like seven.

1:33.1

I had a doctor's appointment today to follow up with my old lady's shit.

1:38.5

I had like a laundry list of things to go over with her.

1:48.5

For like physical health? Yeah yeah it was my primary care so I just needed to go over like the PVC thing I was having um what else perimenopause shit

1:56.8

um what else did I talk to her about I have a list

2:05.4

oh the gall the mammogram the gallogram the gallstones

2:09.0

just yeah hell of shit like I'm fucking 80 years old so

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