304: Are They Cigaretting?

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2025

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

It’s 304 day, pride and men’s mental health awareness month! A busy weekend, Filipino karaoke and Crystal thinks she’s a poet. The boycotts aren’t over, don’t parasail alone and missing teeth can be hot.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 304.
0:22.3	It's 304 day.
0:24.3	Hey, it's 304.
0:25.9	Shout out all the 304s.
0:28.0	Love that.
0:29.3	It's our day.
0:30.0	It's our episode.
0:32.0	I'm Crystal.
0:34.5	I'm Patafria.
0:38.7	Here we are. Here we are Here we are
0:39.6	It's weekend
0:41.3	The week is weekend
0:43.2	It's funny that today is 304
0:47.7	Because yesterday
0:49.8	It was International Sex Workers Day
0:52.4	Was it?
0:53.3	Yeah
0:53.7	So I was like look how that lined up together.
0:56.6	I love that.
0:57.7	I love that.
0:58.9	It's also pride.
1:00.4	It's also men's mental health awareness month, which I think is really important.
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