302: Take The Scissors

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

It’s Stevi and Pat’s birthday, mammograms aren’t that bad, Crystal gave herself a haircut and Pat is warming up to animals. Eat better for your health, is Annabelle causing chaos, parenting is sometimes self healing and bring back MTV.

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0:00.0	Goods days. Hello.
0:03.0	Hi, welcome to Hello Dysfunction, episode 302.
0:26.4	Shut the front door.
0:28.1	Yep, 302.
0:29.3	I'm Padafria.
0:30.7	Oh, I'm Crystal 302.
0:34.5	And tomorrow's my birthday.
0:36.9	It is.
0:37.5	So expect everyone to tell me happy birthday at midnight.
0:41.7	She really does.
0:42.7	So stay up.
0:43.6	Today is Stevie's birthday.
0:46.2	So we're going to sing for her after.
0:49.8	She doesn't listen, but happy birthday, Stevie.
0:52.5	I love you.
0:53.3	Happy birthday, baby baby i can't believe
0:55.2	they're already 17 it's ridiculous i don't know how that happened but allegedly
1:01.5	i already had me a little cry this morning you know it's been a fucking tradition uh since
1:08.9	kindergarten where on the way to school because Stevie is lucky her birthday falls during
1:13.4	the school year.
1:14.9	Nias didn't.
1:15.9	So that's how mine was.
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