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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2019

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew pay tribute to their friend Bean Baxter, who's retiring after 30 years of iconic LA radio. Plus, actors are FREAKING OUT over plans to include a computer recreation of James Dean as the star of a new film.
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0:00.0	What don't you understand? It's crystal clear, Ron Donald do's, okay? The four P's and one P,
0:15.2	politeness, professionalism, perfectionism, proactive, be on time. What are you doing? Don't do that,
0:20.4	don't... But duality. What? No, don't do that. Now it's five P's. No, I already have four P's,
0:25.5	that's an RDD. That's a Ron Donald do? No, Ron Donald don't. This is so confusing, Ron.
0:36.6	If you don't mind, I will begin at the beginning. It's a new day. Let's get going. Don't bully me.
0:42.6	All right, I can't take it. I was cyberbullied within an inch of my life last night. I'm going to
0:47.5	give you what I call the tickle test. If you pass that, then we can carry on with the procedure.
0:53.9	You wouldn't say that to Tom Patti, would you? I'm gonna fool you. You talk better than you fool.
0:59.0	I fool you up real nice. You couldn't fool your mother and the fooling is day of your life if
1:03.9	you had an electrified fooling machine. I'm now. Listen please please please. If anybody doesn't
1:08.8	know the difference between a balance and a jumbo, I really need you to leave. Our feature presentation.
1:17.5	Here it is everybody. Hello, good morning and welcome to a Thursday edition of TBTL.
1:23.9	The show that just might be too beautiful to live. That's a tuna, bro.
1:27.6	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you from West 57th,
1:34.8	overlooking Central Park in New York City. New York City. A gorgeous November morning. That's not
1:42.8	even true. It's actually kind of cloudy and gray, but it's not snowing and even better it's not
1:49.9	raining because as I've said many times, New York City should literally shut down when it starts
1:54.2	raining. It is barely a livable city as it is and you throw rivers of water running down the streets
2:00.6	and you've got a real nasty situation. So I am very glad that today it is not raining.
2:06.5	It's just a little gray and cloudy. All of the trees are changing color out there in Central Park
2:11.7	and boy it is just the beautiful, beautiful time to be here. Oh ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.
2:18.8	And it's a beautiful time for us to celebrate episode 3126 together in a collector series. Let the
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