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Who cares what happens when there's so much to crap in. Well, hello, and welcome to crap.

I'm Ronnie and that's Ben.

Hello, Ben.

How you doing, baby? Hi, Ronnie. Who are you? Happy Monday.

I'm really good because it's been a really heavy Sheena week on the news, which means sheena comes on to explain things. And it's like a lot, like a lot of paragraphs with no commas, you know?

Yeah, I love that. How about you? Like a lot of paragraphs with no comments, you know? So it's been fine.

How about you?

Everything is great over here.

I'm just, you know, just enjoying the start of the week.

I'm so happy Potomac came back last night.

I mean, you know, it was nice not having to podcast on Mondays necessarily, but that show is so funny, and I've been chuckling about it all day. Chuckling, I say. You've been chuckling. I chuckling. I chuckle all the time. That's all I do. You've been chuckling during your daily dally. I'm wearing a very shiny shirt today, and also I took a nap today after we recorded, And I woke up on my face. Look at me. I looked like I just smoked five blunts. I did not, everybody. I woke up on my face. Okay. I terrible way to sleep. I did. Dishes. After sleeping on my face. You know, I've been, I've been, I tried some of those.

I think I talked about wearing those compression sleeves and they're so comfy.

But like when you get your, take your legs out of them.

Yeah, everything looks crazy.

Your legs look like stained glass.

There's so much creasing and strangeness.

Yeah.

Have you considered that compression sleeves are kind of a weird form of masturbation?

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