301: That's Horny Time

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Mother’s Day recap, Pat had a busy weekend, new possible beauty treatment and Crystal has an unwanted admirer. Miss Piggy was not ok, Pat is being set up, trust your kid’s intuition and family can get cut off too.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Hello Disfunction. I'm Patafria. I'm Crystal. Here we are. I've been thinking it was Monday all day. My days have been off. Last week was so chaotic. Yeah. And it went out with a motherfucking bang, but it was so chaotic.
0:37.9	I didn't even realize last week was episode 300.
0:42.3	Yeah.
0:43.0	So we're at 301 this week.
0:45.4	Which is fucking crazy.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:48.2	Yeah, because there's like, I don't know how many more, 200 more, something like that on Patreon also.
0:55.5	That's crazy.
0:57.1	We've been yapping for a while, yeah.
1:00.1	Yeah, definitely.
1:02.7	I hope everybody's week is starting out well.
1:06.4	It's been Monday for me.
1:08.8	Today.
1:09.4	Yeah.
1:09.8	All fucking day. Monday. Crazy. I. Yeah. Yeah. All fucking day.
1:11.7	Monday.
1:12.5	Crazy.
1:13.1	I don't know why, but it is.
1:15.6	Yeah.
1:16.4	My week has started out okay.
1:18.5	Yeah.
1:18.6	I was busy yesterday doing errands and stuff.
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