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Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 30 August 2021

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

What's less scared of us than we are of it? Why do spammers call me Cameron? Why can't Jeff Bezos give his money away? Is there less oxygen where plants don't grow? How do I reply to a friend with a tenuous grasp of geography? Can my glasses burn my eyes like a magnifying glass? Hank Green and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.5	Or is it prefer to think of it dear John and Hank?
0:08.5	Sorry I'm a little slow in the uptake because I'm stressed out.
0:10.8	I know.
0:11.6	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:13.5	give you a duvies advice and bring them all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC,
0:16.4	Lindeldon.
0:17.2	John, did you hear that the Pfizer vaccine has been approved,
0:21.3	not just for emergency use, but just as a normal medicine now?
0:24.7	Unfortunately, M&M still can't get it.
0:27.9	Why is that?
0:29.0	Because he only gets one shot.
0:30.7	Oh.
0:32.0	I mean, alternately, it could have been Alexander Hamilton.
0:35.7	There's been a lot of people who only got one shot over the years.
0:39.5	Oh.
0:40.0	And who did not want to throw it away.
0:41.8	Yeah.
0:42.6	Well, I think Alexander Hamilton got several shots.
0:46.4	He just didn't throw any of them away.
0:48.3	Arguably.
0:49.2	Was it his one shot?
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