302 - In the Court of King Vahgo [Patreon Preview]

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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King Vahgo (Branson) holds court before his subjects, knights, and advisors (Andrew, Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/302-in-court-of-90412053

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0:00.0	Is that everybody? Is there anybody else? Are we good to start the festival?
0:03.8	There's one more. Fuck. All right. What do you want? You know this. I know what? You know this subject very well. You're not going to be happy to hear this, but you will be happy to hear we caught him again. I present some while the sinner.
0:21.8	Oh God.
0:22.2	Get him.
0:23.3	Bring them in here.
0:24.5	All right.
0:26.6	Can we get some tomatoes or something though?
0:30.1	He's already in the stocks.
0:32.9	Can I get some tomatoes or lettuce or cabbage or something?
0:34.5	Keep your tunic on.
0:35.5	Yeah.
0:36.7	It's a little bit warm in here.
0:38.3	You mind if I get a little bit more comfortable?
0:40.6	No, don't get your plenty comfortable. Let's do some sin in.
0:42.4	No, okay.
0:43.4	Let's, let's, uh, can I actually get one of the knights to forcefully hold, like step on his ankle or something in a way?
0:51.3	He greased himself up.
0:52.0	He's very slippery, Sire.
0:53.1	Yeah, he really likes that too.
0:55.0	Even the guy's struggling with him.
0:56.1	He just smiles bigger.
0:56.9	All right, hands off of him.
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