#3016 How Rooney!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 October 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Who said it: Andy Rooney or Mickey Rooney? Andrew makes-up a pop-quiz on the fly. Plus, Luke is staying at a fancy hotel in LA, where they don't ever want your feet to touch the floor. And a listener's garbage anxiety almost leads to his arrest!
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0:00.0	Oh, goody, cucumber water!
0:02.9	No, this is fresh water from Oprah's estate in Maui with mushrooms from her private bug in the Pyrenees Mountains.
0:10.5	Oh my god, it tastes like candy.
0:12.4	No, what they say, a mushroom from Oprah's bog is better than anything from anywhere else.
0:17.1	Ugh, I didn't know that they said that.
0:19.6	The only thing that would make this any better is some hot goss.
0:24.3	Very well.
0:25.1	Our story begins when I ran into Robbie Williams, Heidi Klum, and the remaining members of Fifth Harmony at the Dolce & Gabbana Spring Show.
0:32.9	Hate him loathe her over them, cancel it, tell me everything.
0:36.3	T-B-T-L!
0:42.0	Let me get a little model I live in my life by.
0:43.8	You gotta hit it and quit it.
0:45.5	Notize, tangle-free, nobody tells me what to do.
0:48.8	I got a bang, bang, bang the drum.
0:50.8	But that's not a model that's just you saying a bunch of things.
0:54.0	Sometimes a little comic relief is the best way to deliver a serious message.
0:57.6	In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft.
1:00.7	Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus passwords for my email?
1:05.1	The story of this situation is, it's extremely personal.
1:12.0	Well, all right, hello, good morning.
1:14.0	Welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:18.5	The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
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