#3011 Squirt McGirt

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

It's a voicemail frenzy on TBTL! Plus, Andrew tries to quench his very specific soda cravings. And the City of Seattle gets heavily involved in Andrew's ongoing garbage pickup situation.
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0:00.0	Hello, hi everybody. I promise I wasn't gonna make a toast and I'm not going to just go in and do a little freestanding comedy
0:06.1	And if at the end everybody wants to raise their glasses to Pam and Jim then so be it. Hey, what is a deal with the smart car?
0:14.7	How smart is that those things are tiny? Can you even drive them in traffic?
0:19.1	Yeah, I'm so smart. E equals mc squared. I drive a smart car. That's not smart in my book. The real smart car is kit
0:27.8	from Nightrider. Nightrider. That's a car that can talk. Can smart car talk? Nope. That's not smart. And also Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Very smart. And
0:37.8	you everybody can laugh. It doesn't have to just be the idiots.
0:42.8	TVTL
0:45.8	Hey, time bandit. You're listening to TVTL from the past.
0:55.8	That is obviously what is clear that our view is we don't support that view.
1:06.8	I got your APB individual in question was last spot at the 7-11 down the street hanging around the soda machines
1:12.8	Making what the kids call suicide. Suicide. Oh, yeah, it's just a it's just a drink with like a bunch of flavors in it. You got coke,
1:20.8	Sprite, orange, diet, vanilla, Mr. Pib at your real life. Where's the 7-11?
1:28.8	My God, man. How much more can we take? I can only imagine what the audience is thinking.
1:34.8	Alright, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TVTL. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:49.8	Are you sure? That's what they said on Ask Chiefs. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not.
1:56.8	Coming to you today from the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Dormat in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington also known as...
2:05.8	This is Catman's World.
2:07.8	Very excited to bring you today's episode of the program because we have one of my very favorite ways to pass the time together.
2:16.8	Let the fun begin.
2:17.8	Here on episode 3,000 and 11 not to be confused with the band 3-11.
2:24.8	We had a phase where we were trying to be as much like the band 3-11 as possible just musically really and that phase is over.
2:31.8	So this is a totally different thing. One of my favorite segments that we do, we call it a V-mail frenzy.
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