301: The Far Away Plane Bae

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2018

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Hoik up your mother's britches and sidle on up to the latest episode of the good old audio business we call the Regular Features podcast, in which the following things occurred. Steve imagines what the film Skyscraper starring Johnson Rock might be like. Joe becomes infatuated mind-wise with a Plane Bae. And Log prepares for the episode 300 celebration that never was. We hope you like this one. Stay safe.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to this week's episode of the Regular Features Podcast.
0:04.1	What is it, Joe?
0:05.3	The episode 301?
0:07.8	No, the podcast is the same every week, you're crept in.
0:11.3	You say it every single week, Joe.
0:13.2	I don't.
0:13.9	On this specific week, you've seemed to have forgotten that it's the podcast that never changes.
0:20.1	I'm sorry. How can you have episode numbers
0:22.5	when you never change? I've forgotten
0:24.7	the idea of everything
0:26.8	that we do. Everything's falling
0:28.8	scales are falling from, wolves
0:30.7	been pulled over your eyes.
0:32.4	But luckily, you're scaling from it.
0:34.2	Turned into scales and now the scales are falling
0:36.6	from you're right. What the fuck is wrong with your eyes, Joe? Luckily, the walls just... Things that are materialising in falling from them. They turned into scales and now the scales are falling from you. What the fuck is wrong with your eyes, Joe? Luckily the walls... Things are materialising in front of them. The wools just floated away. You know what it's let me see? All of our features, such as mine, which is reading the account of the plane bay. Why did you get so quiet? I'm really scared of the plane bay. In case the plane
0:55.7	bay hears you. I'm going to be anywhere.
0:58.8	After that, I will be celebrating episode 300 of the podcast, which was last week,
1:04.9	or inviting you to have a party on it. And I've seen the poster for skyscraper with
1:10.3	Dwayne Johnson. The rock! I didn't see the poster with him. He was seen the poster for skyscraper with Dwayne Johnson
1:11.4	The Rock!
1:12.5	I didn't see the poster with him.
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