#301 The Barreness (@FunnyLynne)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 23 August 2017

⏱️ 176 minutes

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Summary

Lynne Koplitz had me over to her apartment to talk about menopause. She's deep into it and she was open about all of it. The hot flashes, the crankiness, the inability to breed. It was such a fun conversation that was MAYBE 20% on topic and the other 80% was just fun meanderings.

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0:00.0	And I said he was staying with Aldo while I was going on the road and I go, hey, if anything happens to this dog on your watch
0:06.3	I'm going to take a pair of knife and stab you right here in the neck
0:10.2	and he goes
0:12.2	Wow, that is really
0:14.7	Creep-o-leaf Pacific and I know yeah
0:18.6	And since I've told friends I'm like you really want to freak it guy out just be really specific
0:23.9	Like there's nothing scarier than I'm gonna take a fork and jam it in your ear
0:30.0	Oh
0:47.8	Mother fucker mother fucker
0:54.4	I did oh god damn it had to be at least 12 minutes gold
1:00.0	What a good intro I was sparring on stuff. I was this way in that way
1:06.2	Riffin that's the word don't fucking correct me and then I look up and my goddamn counters stopped it
1:14.0	Point three nine seven seven seconds
1:18.4	Mother fucker
1:22.6	Well, hello everybody welcome to goddamn Risha fears fucking skeptic tank
1:27.6	I'm Risha fear recording this from bed
1:31.6	That's right. I can do it from bed. I've afforded myself that right. It's 11 fucking
1:37.7	Okay, cursing too much already. Let's curb that
1:40.4	1153 on a Tuesday and I am in bed
1:45.5	But ask naked
1:49.4	So a couple times you always say ask
1:53.2	But ask naked grown ass man
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