#300 Quittin' Time (@DanishAndOneill)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 14 August 2017

⏱️ 227 minutes

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Summary

Danish and Oneill came over to my Los Angeles AirBnB to talk about when it's time to call it a career in show business. That was the topic. Obviously we tangented onto some ridiculous crap. And somehow we managed to end it around a fire pit making smores. I'm not quite sure how that happened. It's always a good time when Jeff Danis and Ryan Oneill come on and this one was no exception. Now hopefully Danis will come to his senses and release the episode of Danish and Oneill that I did over a year ago.

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0:00.0	What they don't tell you is the instruction manual for the Pidiat is that when you put juicy rotted meat in there, it starts to warp the cardboard.
0:07.1	In the start the leak.
0:08.2	In the car, the unicorn cow's belly started to really seep.
0:14.4	And we're like, we need to get there quick.
0:16.8	The thing's gonna blow.
0:17.6	The front more tape though.
0:19.0	We're outside of seal.
0:20.0	Yeah, to seal it in.
0:21.4	When we walked in, the first people we saw were like 48 year old civilians.
0:26.2	And I turned on you and I go, this is a bad idea.
0:28.3	I go, we don't know these people.
0:30.3	I said, this idea just got way better.
0:32.3	Take this job and shove it!
0:33.3	I ain't gonna never know how long I need to follow you
0:36.3	You got to put people
0:37.3	You'll be the type of people
0:38.3	You'll be the one who never know
0:40.3	If you try to shove it, I will need no more
0:42.3	Take the job and shove it
0:43.3	I will need you
0:44.3	We will need you
0:46.3	We will need no more!
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