#302: I Regret Nothing (@RonFunches, @DanSoder, @CheetoSantino, @BertKreischer)

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🗓️ 4 September 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Andrew Santino, Ron Funches, Dan Soder join me in Montreal for live podcast from the Just For Laughs festival and talked about the topic of regret. I don't know. I choose topics. It was great, though. So much fun. Those guys kill. And Bert Kreischer joins me for the intro and adds some regret of his own.

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0:00.0	At dinner, me, him, my mom, my little sister, eating, it's quiet, and no one's anything,
0:06.4	and then I don't know where my dad's like, I've been spending a lot of time in the bathroom, huh, Buck?
0:11.0	Oh, the hubbud, and my mom was like, Jeff.
0:17.0	And I was like, they talk about it!
0:20.0	That means they've had multiple conversations in bed, like, well, I don't want to mention anything, my dad's like,
0:24.0	I think I should be, I don't know what to do.
0:26.0	I'll do it in front of everyone.
0:27.0	Well, I'll bear some, let me bear some at a good dinner.
0:29.0	That's a strong, bad move, that's just a classic, bad move, you just don't know that, because you're not a dad,
0:34.0	I would do that to you any day.
0:36.0	Well, I'm gonna turn back time,
0:41.0	if I could fly the wave,
0:46.0	I'd take back the world that hurt you,
0:50.0	if I could reach the stars,
0:54.0	I'd give them all to you,
0:59.0	and you love me, love me,
1:01.0	like, you're the one who's gonna live,
1:05.0	if I could fly the wave,
1:08.0	I'd take back time,
1:12.0	if I could fly the wave,
1:15.0	if I could fly the wave,
1:18.0	if I could fly the wave,
	...

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