Welcome to Hello Disfunction. I'm Potterfria.

I'm Tara. I'm Crystal. We're back. We're back. And we're a day late. But I have great news. CVS sells Avon Skin So Soft Products now. That's great news.

Wonderful.

As a bug repellent or what?

As like what they used to sell it for.

There's the oil mist that my granite mother used to trench us in after baths or in the summertime because of

mosquitoes and they're not like the regular size bottle topsy our avon lady used to have they're like

this fucking big huge mat they're like a bomb shelter size.

And there's bath wash.

You like how I did that just for you with noir?

And said it correctly, yeah.

Just for you.

And I also saw bottles of gina te. I don't know what that is.

Sheenate is special for you.

My shiny hair shampoo.

It's shampoo?

No, they came out with a shampoo, but it's after bath splash.

And it smelled like the 80s, early 90s. It smelled like, you know, that really

heavy, perfuming musky smell. Yeah. Remember how Love's Baby Soft was like a heavy-ass baby powder

smell? So it's really heavy like that.

Maybe a hint of rose.

You know, there was rose and everything.

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