301 - Everyone Makes Mistakes
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
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🗓️ 5 June 2022
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Tim talks about the last American love story, the Kardashian empire, the greatest piece of satire in the last decade, and Greg Norman siding with the Saudi golf tour.
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| 0:00.0 | Shut up. Stop hitting. |
| 0:03.0 | I'm just thinking it. |
| 0:06.0 | Check, check, test. |
| 0:08.0 | Well fake. |
| 0:10.0 | It's a clapper, so I can do the thing and then sink. |
| 0:13.0 | It's one of these things you do to make believe that you're doing something. |
| 0:17.0 | But it's not anything. |
| 0:18.0 | It's... |
| 0:20.0 | What is it? |
| 0:23.0 | Sea world? Seals. |
| 0:25.0 | You know, it's throwing me a fish. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm gonna add a clapper if I just went like that. |
| 0:30.0 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 0:33.0 | The new stick. |
| 0:36.0 | Gringo poppy. |
| 0:38.0 | That's what people are talking about. |
| 0:42.0 | We're rolling. |
| 0:43.0 | I know we are. It's the Tim Dillage. |
| 0:45.0 | Can you sit in your chair and do the show? |
| 0:48.0 | Where are you going? |
| 0:49.0 | I was looking for my water. |
| 0:50.0 | Your water? |
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