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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3006 Honey, I Shrunk The Calzone

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Andrew deals with a car break-in while Luke discovers some Surprising Stats related to how many people are downloading Nickelback songs worldwide (spoiler: it's not that many).
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0:00.0

We have an amazing relationship. We both have so much in common. We both love

0:05.8

soup and we love the outdoors. We love snow peas and talking and not talking. We

0:22.0

could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

0:29.0

This thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be. I'd say

0:40.5

that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal

0:45.1

citations when this thing's over. Let me take off my assistance skirt and put

0:50.1

on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides asking therapist Pantsuit. Do not

0:55.7

put that on the imaginary readers show. Hey I learned a lesson here but I hope you

1:00.5

all have too about the vitality of shared experience. We will all remember this

1:06.5

moment for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic. It was visual. It was stupid. It

1:11.1

was stupid but it was also theater. Oh fancy. All right hello good morning and

1:20.7

welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of TBTL. The show that just might

1:25.1

be too beautiful to live. Shame on everybody involved. My name is Luke

1:29.9

Burbank. I'm your host. I've got something to say. What I'd like to say is it's a

1:35.4

beautiful, beautiful fall morning here at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

1:41.5

Just blue sky. It's cold and crisp. The sun is shining on the fall colors as they unfold.

1:50.5

Surrounding Lake Watcom and looking out over Squallicum Mountain. I can even see

1:55.1

the tip-by-top of Mount Baker. Just the tip. And gosh it is just a beautiful Wednesday.

2:02.3

A very very nice time to be here in the Pacific Northwest and a nice time for us to be gathered

2:07.1

around episode 3000 and six in a collector series. Let the fun begin. Here are some of the top

2:14.8

stories we plan on discussing. Of course the current president is known for unhinged tweets.

2:23.0

I do it because my brain is bad. But he sent out a particularly unhinged one or at least a copyright

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