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Hello Dysfunction

299: You're No Good

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Comedy, Improv

51.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2025

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Pat had another dream about Crystal, shopping with Carolyn is always fun, the impending doom of having something to do and sometimes our bodies are against us. Do you believe in reincarnation? The only cool thing about a Tesla, no white shoes and an update on piss over ice. 

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0:00.0

Hi guys. Welcome to Hello Disfunction, Episode 299. I'm Patafria.

0:22.0

I'm Crystal.

0:23.6

I'm so overstimulated right now.

0:26.4

It's been a day already.

0:29.3

Like, I feel like...

0:32.6

Like that.

0:35.9

Here we are.

0:37.9

Good morning.

0:39.7

So let me tell you about my dream I had because you're going to love this.

0:44.6

Oh, great.

0:45.2

Lately, like, I wake up at one point in the morning and then I go back to sleep for like four more hours.

0:51.3

And then I'll wake up at either 10 or 12 today it was 12 those are the

0:56.8

best sleep patterns by the way it's not really good I want to just have enough sleep that I wake up

1:02.8

at like 930ish 10 and then I can stay up but whatever that's a whole other conversation so I had

1:10.5

I always have a dream when I go back to sleep in the morning.

1:13.7

And it'd be like a vivid, real dream, which is very weird to me because I don't normally dream ever.

1:22.3

But again, I think it's like the meds, you know, fooling around with brain receptors and shit,

1:29.4

reactivating them and then things happen.

1:31.3

So I have my morning dream today.

1:34.9

And I'm in this like, it's my house and it's like wood paneling inside on the walls.

1:44.4

It was like very vintage, like old dated looking.

1:48.6

Here for it.

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