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Greetings to you, dear friends. It is I, D-Trustle, and you're listening to the Duncan

Trustle Family Hour podcast. If this is your first time listening, welcome.

Thank you so much for picking this episode to tune into.

The podcast is essentially the story of the road.

And it's most importantly the story of the trembling egg at the center of the earth.

It's about to explode and cause the apocalypse by spreading super intelligent spiders

through the cities of the world that are going to eat all of our children and eat our feet,

leaving us screaming in our hallways with blood gouging out of our feet.

That's all they do is eat babies and feet, but that's enough to take civilization down.

And I'm here to warn you of this impending horror that's about to happen.

And along the way hopefully make you laugh and teach you about how important it is to

come to terms with who you are and forgive yourself and recognize that as Herman Hesse said

in his beautiful book Demian that to be born you must first destroy a world.

And in this case the world you must destroy is the world of your former fear self,

that terrible prison you've been trapped inside of.

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