0:00.0	Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Don, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done.
0:48.3	Congratulations, we have graduated from one level of emotional maturity to the next.
0:53.7	Alexander, I welcome you to the stage.
0:56.6	We have reached episode 300, and we have done the unthinkable.
1:00.9	The unthinkable.
1:02.7	We are reading reviews of none other than beach too sandy, water too wet,
1:09.5	which, if you don't know know is a podcast where two siblings
1:12.6	read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. Their names are Zandi.
1:20.1	Here, pass me the mic. I'm X-teen.
1:23.5	Yeah, welcome, welcome to the hosts of Beach 2 Sandy. Yeah, we're reading reviews of our own podcast, which we said we would never do. People have suggested this to us probably since the day we started the podcast. Day one. Yeah, and we thought. To be fair, we did not have any reviews day one. Well, we did because we made ourselves make reviews. And I'm sure they're still in there
1:44.8	somewhere on Apple. But we didn't go that far back. I totally did that. Yeah. Anyway, point being,
1:50.1	we have been suggested this idea of many years. And finally, we thought it's episode 300. Why not?
1:57.9	Yeah, just rip the Band-Aid off. We're so fragile. It's time we get knocked around a bit, you know?
2:02.8	I'm finally medicated.
2:04.5	So that helps.
2:05.4	That's so true.
2:06.3	Can you imagine back in 20?
2:07.6	What year was that?
2:08.3	I mean, we were so unwell.
2:09.6	We were living under the same roof.
2:11.6	Like, at least we are medicated a little bit now.
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