Casey has just seen the modern version of Skype for the first time, like the one that the rest of us have been seeing for like six months or something.

This is, it is hilariously bad, just truly hilariously bad.

I can't, I, there's a, the entire window is one humongous pane of blue that shows Marco's floating head until I mouse over it. And then I get a whole

bunch of what the cool designer kids called fabs. Are you familiar with this trend, Marco?

No. Not like Silicon manufacturing production facilities, but like something else? No. Floating

action buttons, Marco. It's the new cool thing. Oh, God. Is that so when I

hovering on all these round things, that's what these are? These have a name, not just badly

implemented buttons. And guess where I heard it first starting? Google. Of course. Remember,

kids. Material design is where it's at. Anyway, so why are our heads in fabs that aren't buttons that look identical to

the buttons, except they have our heads in them? Oh, it's so, this is truly heinous. And why is

John's head floating in the middle of the screen while your head is up on the upper right next to my?

Well, see, you're, you're my floaty guy title, and John is just relegated to the corner.

And also, didn't the previous version indicate to you who was talking?

Yes, that's correct.

So if you were on like some big conference call with a bunch of people you didn't know, you could tell who's talking, which is really nice.

On the plus side, I can show you a red heart, which I'm doing right now.

Oh, yes.

There's a red heart on top of your fab.

Yes, indeed. Can I put a middle finger on top of mine?

It's a thumbs up. I can only do a thumbs up. Why, you know, Jelly just sent me a text message,

which makes a good point. Why aren't we trying like group FaceTime or something? It's, I don't know, inertia. This is proven. We know this works. It's the kind of thing that, like, it's like, why don't you try, you know, new toilets

in your house?

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