The Birch Show.

One call for hometown hookup. All right. Voice disguised or no? Voice disguise and fake name. Okay. Which I think Wendy designated as Amber because she said that's not at Horish. I'm not horish. This is not horish. This doesn't even count, like Jen said, this doesn't even count towards your number. It's somebody that you've hooked up with before. It's recycling.

Yeah, the count stays the same.

And this is easy.

It's good. It's good for yourself. It's good for the environment. It should get some once a year. Hey, Amber. Hey. How are you? Good. How are you guys doing? Good. All right. You got a shirt thing lined up when you go home this weekend.

Well, I don't know about a shirt.

I have three possibilities.

Oh, three?

What?

Okay.

I don't know about sure i've three possibilities so i'm really excited i don't know which one maybe i don't know let's let's clearly

define what hometown hookup is before you talk about potentially who you're hooking up with this

weekend the hometown hookup is somebody that you always hook up with when you go back home. It's like a sure thing.

He knows what's going on. You know what's going on. And you just show up. You guys, you know,

spend two hours in a bar and then you go do it. Mm-hmm. Well, none of them are sure things,

but I broke up with my boyfriend that I was with for like two years, about six weeks ago.

Okay.

And I don't, I don't know, ever, we're all friends with the same people, and I just feel like I need fresh territory.

You know what I mean?

Because my ex-boyfriend knows everybody I know down here.

So I've, some of the guys, like the three, I don't know. One of them will, is my brother's friend, and I've never hooked up with him. I've always thought he was really hot and had like a secret crush on him. And he's supposed to pick me up today at the airport. Oh, that's cool. Okay. That's potential. But you've never been there before, though. So that's not a sure thing. Because he's older and like, when your kid, that's cool. Okay, good sign. But you've never been there before, though.

So that's not a sure thing.

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