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Greetings Cult Bibs. Actually before any while we okay, hi, I'm your cult leader Spencer Henry. Cult leader is a podcast about dead. Everything is dead. Everyone's dead.

Back to my point, the term Cult Bibs. So some of you have noticed when you click on the Cult Bib hashtag, it pulls up some of you cuties and

some of my posts, but it also pulls up a bunch of like porn. And so I was like, okay, I use the term Cult Bibs quite a lot. I want to make sure that it's not something crazy.

So I like went to one of those profiles and they had cultbibs.com slash candy and their profile. And I was like, oh god, am I promoting porn?

Like listen, porn is fantastic, but you know, I have somewhat of a younger audience. So like, please don't look at porn because of me.

That's the only disclaimer I'll ever hopefully have to give on porn. So new cult rule. Don't look at Cult Bib porn. Sorry if you're listening to this somewhere where it is awkward to hear that.

So this episode is late, but it's only because there's been so much happening lately. Well, I was in Palm Springs this past weekend and I was with my family and my puppy hot dog. It was a lot of fun.

I got to recharge a little bit. I saw the movie at cemetery on Saturday and I thought it was really well done. I did walk out at one point. I had to full on anxiety attack.

But so I walk out. I call my sister because she's like the only one that can ever like be like, no, you're not dying. And I believe them. So I called her and talked to her. And she made me feel better that I went back in the movie and the whole time the person that I was with was like, you good.

And I was like, yeah, so good. Just read because I thought I was going to pass out and die, but you know, it's fine. So cemetery. Good movie. Five stars says me.

That's good. Shout out to my sister Olivia for keeping me from losing it. Overall, good movie. I also got a text on Friday.

And it was bittersweet because it was the girl who does my merch. And she's like, hey, FYI merch is on its way to you, which is like, yes, I'm so excited. I have merch again.

You guys have been waiting so patiently, but also fuck because in order to ship internationally, I had to purchase all of my own inventory, which is terrifying because like one, it's so expensive.

Like, it's not just like a little expensive. It's like a couple months of rent expense, but it's okay. We got it. Cult dad knows how to save. So I bought it all. And hopefully it sells.

I don't even have to worry about that. Two, it's a lot of stuff to be sitting in my living room. But you know, you got to do what you got to do. I got a cult to run.

The cult babes need their cult uniforms. And I shall provide. And I'll announce it's coming. Like, obviously the second I get it, I'm going to make the website that it's going to be on live.

So stay tuned. I'm going to update you guys. Give you as much time as possible. I actually do think it's going to sell out really, really quickly.

So I'll give you as much notice as I can so that like, even if you're at work, you can like go to the bathroom pretend you had diarrhea and you can order it there. So how do other people deal with having their own fucking merch?

It's so crazy to have that much stuff. Like, how do regular cults that wanted their cult members like heavens gate? Did they have all this night keys like in cubbies? I need to figure out like a good way to organize it all.

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