All the other podcasts this week, we travel back in time to face off against our younger

selves, or review Ryan Johnson's looper which ever comes first and is less painful

quite frankly, and we also get our heads around the most bonkers film of the year, Holy

Motors, plus Elizabeth Olsen drops in for a chat and we update our CV, so the very particular

set of skills section now includes Talking to Liam Neeson, Kancey Farrell and Ad.

Hello pod, I'm Chris Euret and welcome to the Empire Podcast, the only movie podcast

that has swung Conan Sword, Arnold Schwarzenegger Sword, amazing, or at least the only ones that

have swung it without putting their own eyes out. As ever I'm joined by three of the finest

minds that Empire has to offer, at very short notice, with Helen O'Hara of Happening

in Vegas and Staying in Vegas, allow myself to introduce a man who actually did swing

Conan Sword, James Dyer. Hello. You're right. Yes. Good, good, good. As you're around,

because I imagine that must be quite painful. I've crushed some enemies, they've driven

before me, but the limitations of the win that comes later. Next up is the first of two,

count them two, Descendants and Esquix podcast. Presumably the Descendants multiply if

you get them wet, so don't go mentioning the films of Christof Kislowski to our resident

art house guru Phil Descendant, or he'll gush everywhere. Hello Phil. That's gross.

Hi. Thanks for the, for putting me first. And, uh, yeah, and the Grand Men's reference,

too. Just like you did. There's no system here. First, second, first, last, you say that

because you want me to go back to school. You ever heard the phrase, save the best

of the last? No. Vanessa Williams wrote a song about it. Okay. He is last. That doesn't

mean he's least. It's the second Descendant, a man who's offered his very own three colors

trilogy. Marathon this weekend, only instead of colors, it's Hobbits and instead of three,

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