30 - Planet Caravan (Preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2018

⏱️ 5 minutes

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This week the Cult takes on the caravan of asylum-seekers and the YouTube shooter Nasim Aghdam:

“Logic is a forbidden tool of the patriarchy"

“Who guards the National Guard?"

"I want to help fight migrants but I can't do anything physical or lift anything."

And "YouTube deserved to be shot because they stole my free speech."

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dude, I still think we can make millions of dollars with scented, scented microphone covers.
0:05.3	I just think it's the way to, way of the future.
0:07.3	We should just dip.
0:07.9	Maybe you should just stop breathing on it so much.
0:10.1	Yeah.
0:10.6	We could dip these things in something.
0:13.8	Dip the spit guards in something.
0:15.9	There's definitely not a spit guard.
0:18.0	These aren't spit guards?
0:19.1	No.
0:19.8	Oh, this is the spit guard.
0:20.7	They're pop filters.
0:22.1	Spit guards is just like natural human decency. Whatever. I'll spit on this thing anyway.
0:28.0	And it'll probably guard the microphone from my spit, so. More likely it'll absorb the spit,
0:33.9	and Tony will be complaining about the smell the next time he uses it. They don't smell bad. They just don't smell like anything. Your microphone smells so weird, dude.
0:39.6	Whoa. When did you get that book?
0:41.7	A week ago, two weeks
0:43.7	ago, I was going to send it back because it's got
0:45.5	a little tear on one of the edges and then I was like
0:49.3	no, it's too much of a hassle. It's fine.
0:51.5	I'm a jail to it later. Okay, cool. Yeah, just make sure you use the spit
0:55.6	spigard. The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
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