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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2018

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air.

We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including:

No, democracy is actually bad

Corporate media is socialist

Scripted news segments are like Starbucks: good

Also, we cover Easter at the White House, and a youtube comment section absolutely DYING of thirst for Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You have us on speakers.
0:01.0	The guy who, um,
0:02.3	the guy who said that quote is the guy who read it out Lance Mountain.
0:06.7	Not Lance Mountain.
0:07.6	Lance Mountain.
0:09.6	Didn't Lance Mountain get in trouble or something though?
0:11.9	I don't think so.
0:12.6	No, he's like perfect.
0:13.4	He got it,
0:13.8	he got in trouble for like, uh,
0:16.4	he taught too many kids how to kickflip.
0:18.4	He had trouble for bombing a hill and got arrested.
0:22.1	Dude, he still rips.
0:23.1	Isn't that crazy?
0:24.1	My fucking, my co-worker works to him, or is like best friends with him.
0:27.3	Used to skate with Lance Mountain way back in the day.
0:29.3	Lance Mountain actually got in trouble, but it was like with like the political correctness
0:35.2	crowd because like they thought he was doing 9-1-1 videos instead
0:40.0	oh yeah I remember that oh man I actually big mix-up actually I thought it was like
0:46.9	instructional videos like a series of instructional videos on how to call the cops I had a 911
0:51.8	how to do it?
0:56.3	Yeah, it's up, you freaks.
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