3 Second Rule W/ Luke Null

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4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Luke Null is back and he has a new special OUT NOW!!! Will and Emily went to a rave together, Liam's hotel room got cancelled last minute, and Luke's new song was a flop. Follow Luke: https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/?hl=en Luke's Special (Released on Youtube 3/25): https://800pgm.lnk.to/PSDW SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Try Huel with 15% OFF + Free Gift for New Customers today using my code FRIDAY at https://huel.com/FRIDAY Fuel your best performance with Huel today! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/FRIDAY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code FRIDAY. DOWNLOAD BETTERHELP AND GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST MONTH OF ONLINE THERAPY WITH CODE “BEERS” DOWNLOAD THE BETMGM APP AND USE BONUS CODE “AFPOD” AND YOU WILL GET UP TO A $1500 FIRST BET OFFER ON YOUR FIRST WAGER! Timestamps: (1:24) Gaelic Football (2:16) Emily and Angus Raved (7:44) Serbian Sub Sonic Weapon (10:05) When We Die (15:39) Luke's New Songs (17:33) Luke's New Special (24:37) Australian Survivor (26:16) New Season of Survivor (32:50) Board Games (38:47) Liam's Hotel Mishap (44:08) Cracker of the Week (1:06:31) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We've got to read your emails, Lassie. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. I'm forty-four years old. You and I are the only ones in spirit today. Yeah, we're wearing going. In my defense, I forgot, Lassie. I forgot. It's not. Could you, well, do your best Irish. I feel like Irish guys, they kind of swallow it all.
0:22.3	And they kind of talk down kind of low. Sort of, sort of spilling out. That's what's spilling out of their mouth. My name's Arnie, Killikalarnie. Keep it out of the Lepricon's gold. Now that's racist. Is it racist? Well, we're white, though, so it's all good. One of my favorite things to do as a white is be able to rip, grip it and rip it on white slurs.
0:22.1	Yes.
0:22.4	You dumb Mick. Yes. Cracker and Mick. Mick is like, I don't know the, I don't want to scratch the pain on the origin of why that's a racist thing to say. I think it's just because their last names are like McConnell. Well, I'll say this.
0:54.5	If it's said with racist intent, which it is.
0:58.4	I was doing that just now to you, a white.
1:01.5	Yes, but to put me down, then it's racist and it doesn't matter.
1:06.9	Right.
1:07.3	And so, yeah.
1:09.2	I don't think the origins matter.
1:10.9	What I do is... I sure don't care. I sure don't.
1:13.6	I'm sure not worried about the history.
1:16.2	Dude, when I do a show when someone introduces me and the Adamic on my name, I'm like, well, what the fuck, dude?
1:21.3	You're just doesn't even... You have a piece of paper where it doesn't say that.
1:24.6	You're like, I've got enough of it already with Liam Kulla
1:29.2	and you having played Celtic football. Dude, yeah, I just signed up to go cougars. I know you
1:34.8	did do that. Oh yeah, my entire childhood, that in Hurley. And you explained it to me one time
1:39.6	what Celtic football was and I have, I offline I think I was like six jack jack
1:46.6	doubles deep when you explain it to me yeah dude if I get fucked up I started talking about my
1:49.9	old gayly football days yeah it was uh it was a it was co-ed too so I was I was rocking
1:55.1	girls back on the day was it was co-ed until a certain point and I was the biggest 10 year old
2:00.5	you've ever seen you were just fucking people point, and that was the biggest 10-year-old you've ever seen.
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