Do I have any chocolate on my face? I just ate a Boston cream donut. I just said a Boston cream donut. I think you're really going to like my... And your Boston cream donut in your tummy, and he's going to take a little Boston cream poop in the toilet later. I think you guys are really going to like my character today. Yeah? Mm-hmm. Good. Mine whole lot of true crime. Oh, sorry. I was thinking Cracker. I think you're not going to enjoy my character because you have nothing to do with it. It's just going to be me reading. Dude, those are the best for me. I get to be a part of a viral clip. I get to be an audience member. Get to be part of a viral clip. A viral clip.

We have to get one viral clip. All right. Are we going, Blinder? Clap. We're off to the races. Billy Langdon. Yeah. Appreciate you coming, man. Appreciate you coming, man. Billy Langdon. Yeah. You're a cornerstone of this company. Right. we don't have time to say company these days

because we have so much to do everything.

Do you mean we're doing?

Do you know we're trying? You're a cornerstone of this company. Right. We don't have time to say company these days.

No.

Because we got so much to do everything.

Do you meant we're doing? Do you know we're traveling? Yeah, we're going to have to abbreviate every word. How are you? I'm great. What's new with you, the little bastard? Oh, so much is new. I got some great sleep last night. woke up throughout the night just not sure where I was.

Oh, that's the best.

Yeah, like one of those.

You feel the drool, like the, some great sleep last night, woke up throughout the night, just not sure where I was. Oh, that's

the best. Yeah, like one of those. You feel the drool, like the warm drool dripping down the side

your mouth? Oh, yeah. I think, I think my body was minimum 115 degrees all night. Like, I didn't feel

sick. I didn't feel like I needed that sleep, but apparently I did. Will hasn't been sleeping at all. Yeah, that's true. So I've been told. Wait, you say your stomach's been fucked? My sleep's been fucked. Well, my tummy has been fucked, but I think there's some sickness going around. Let's check my whoop. This is not branded. It's the cold hard facts. I'm pulling up my notes for my talking points for Billy, too. Let's see what I got here today.

He does this on the car rides home, too. Okay, this doesn't make sense because I felt like I slept a great, oh wait, that's not right. Hold on. Continue. I'm sorry. Well, I just got a call this morning from the doctor that I have rhino virus. What the fuck is rhino? Apparently it's just a common cold, but I've literally been sick for a week.

And I feel like cold's lost 40s.

I've taken every sick for a week.

And I feel like colds lost 40s. I've taken every medicine in the book. Well, Chad had that like two week long sickness. Maybe that's what he had. Is it, was it just stuffy nose? I think there is a lot more than stuffy nose. I think your doctor was being antisemitic. I was good to say. Because that seems like it's not a real thing. And rhinovirus is just a cold. Why not just say you got a cold? It's just a stuffy note. Yeah, right? Billy, turn her into music. Okay. Hold on. Become a symphony. I thought of a new one. Become gas. Wait, what did you say the other day turn to a prayer turn to a prayer

that's a good look

yeah we're goaded

whatever you go in the

turn to light

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