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Almost Friday Podcast

Height of Hypocrisy W/ Dan Carney

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6606 Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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It's the height of hypocrisy that we bring you this episode, considering that so much noise and disruption is coming from this studio. Dan Carney joins us as we navigate the world of sh*tty roommates, even sh*ttier neighbors, and rocks that move on their own. FOLLOW DAN CARNEY: https://www.instagram.com/danmancarney/?hl=en RUN CLUB WEB SERIES: https://www.youtube.com/@RunClubTheShow SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Head to https://guyfox.com/friday and use code FRIDAY for free shipping & $10 off your purchase right now! Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/almostfriday and use promo code FRIDAY for 20% off $20 or more. HEAD TO https://HIMS.COM/FRIDAY FOR PERSONALIZED HAIR LOSS TREATMENT OPTIONS! PICK UP SOUTHERN COMFORT WHISKEY FOR YOUR NEXT PREGAME OR WATCH PARTY https://www.southerncomfort.com/ (6:05) - Covid 19. Ever heard of it?! (9:25) - Norovirus (13:49) - Worcester Mass (19:58) - Dan's NY Setup (30:44) - Roommates Having Sex (46:09) - Rocks That Move On Their Own (49:37) - Emily Was On The Bachelor (52:05) - A Letter From Emily's Neighbor (1:00:03) - Cracker of the Week (1:07:31) - Characters (1:26:23) - Tampa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

It's so funny because when you look at the guys, that's never a topic of conversation. Yeah. What you look like? Yeah. Did you watch the football last night? It's never about, I'll watch your skincare routine. Whereas women walk into a room and because we've been taught to be pitted against each other. Yeah. Not always, but sometimes there's, oh my God, you know, I can't. It's a bit of a barrier. Yeah, yeah. and it shouldn't be there.

0:01.1

We should be trying to change that stereotype. always but sometimes there's oh my god you know i can't a bit of a barrier yeah yeah and it shouldn't be

0:21.7

there we should be trying to change that stereotype believing that there is space for everybody

0:27.4

i feel like most of the time i go get a coffee the second i leave the front door i get a call from

0:32.5

you asking you to get me a coffee.

0:42.9

And it makes me feel like you're waiting for me to leave so that I have to pay for it.

0:47.7

I don't understand, like, do you guys not come here together?

0:51.2

We come here together.

0:52.1

That's why it's so jarring when I get a call from him going can you grab me a coffee

0:55.8

this is the second time you had the whole car ride to say something

0:58.5

whole car ride he knew it was gonna do he knew he was gonna do he knew he was i didn't i walked in here

1:03.5

expecting you to be but here's the thing when the day he doesn't do it you'll be sad yeah

1:06.9

that's how that works conditioning me he knows i want it I rely on those little phone calls, those little check-ins. Mm. Mm. Do I hear your feelings? Hmm? Do I hear your feelings? Mm-mm. I just wish you got me a not two sips of coffee. I got you a medium. That's not a medium a medium My friend Liam needs a coffee

1:28.5

Let me get him the cheapest, smallest piece of shit size

1:31.1

I can get a human being

1:32.2

There were actually two cheaper options than when I got you

1:35.1

And there was one more expensive option

1:40.4

Get me the more expensive.

1:42.7

I'm a slut I like to be

1:43.9

Dined with rich ornaments and diamonds and pearls and...

1:48.2

Ornate jewelry.

1:49.8

20-ounce coffees.

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