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Ladies and gentlemen, who would have guessed it? We've lasted three episodes.

That's a biggie. This is episode...

And that you show up for any of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The blotting investors are very excited. Under over in Vegas was always two episodes.

We're back with Arty Lang's Halfway House. And my co-host, of course, is Mike Buschetti. Mike say hi.

Hi, America. How you guys doing? People in love at short-run America is not listening, Mike.

Why don't you say high-sea caucus? That's where I go.

The engineers are listening.

Gilbert requested his volume go down.

Thank you, Gilbert. I appreciate it.

But our guest today is probably one of the biggest disappointments in the history of comedy.

I first saw Gilbert in 1988 at Caroline's by the seaport.

And he was so funny. And me and my friends predicted big thing.

And if you would tell me, if someone from the future came into 1988 from 2019 and said,

you'll be interviewing Gilbert in an attic on 50th Street.

He's going to actually want to come to talk to you.

He won't be busy. Gilbert Godfrey is here. The comics. Gilbert, what's up, buddy?

Yeah, well, I just... Can I keep my phone on Spielberg?

Any minute.

Now.

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