Big Brother sees you listening to podcasts big brother knows that you've heard so many that you think to yourself

I've got interests. I'm funny. Should I start a podcast? The answer to that question is no big brother sees it all

The ultimate social experiment returns big brother starts the year of October on ITV 2 and ITV X

Are you ready for a monzo business bank account? Mike from Bluewater Plumbing was needs to get paid quickly

Especially when I have five or six plumbing jobs in a day

I first used the payment link feature in my monzo business account

I was impressed how quick and easy it was at the end of each job

I'll just create a payment link send it to the customer and get paid then and there

I can also track all of my payments to my get paid tab if you're ready for a monzo business account apply today

Just search monzo business tease and seize apply only sole traders or limited company directors in the UK can apply

Smile I shouted Liz turned as I pressed the shutter click

Liz stuck out her tongue you didn't give me time to make my face not look weird

But I love your weird face. It's exactly my kind of weird

Instead of replying Liz reached down gathered up a snowball and winged it with the accuracy of a lifelong softball star

I managed to turn my back so my jacket absorbed the blow

You throw like a girl I shouted putting my camera in its pack so I could begin a snowball counter attack

Thank you for the compliment Liz replied another fistful of snow bursting against my wool cap

This isn't a battle you want Jason. You don't have the snowballs for it

We spent the next five minutes in a frantic scramble trading volleys of packed powder and dice

Liz was right. I was no match for her

She had an arm like a siege cannon and was too small to target

At the end of our little war I was covered in snow and defeat an equal measure

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