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Our Fair City

3.4- Self-help for Dummies

Our Fair City

Audacious Machine Creative

Fiction, Science Fiction

4.7623 Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

We return to the domicile of a certain flesh-eating walking corpse and her hapless collaborator, both of whom would prefer not to be characterized as such, thank-you-very-much. === Our Fair City was originally released between 2011 and 2018. If you're interested in listening to the complete 8 seasons of Our Fair City ad free right now, you can join Audacious Machine Creative's Membership program at https://audaciousmachinecreative.memberful.com/join. $5 a month gets you ad free feeds of all of our podcasts, and goes directly to supporting the artists making new audio fiction podcasts! Elizabeth Rourke — Tara Schile Andrew Snidge— Frank Sjodin Written by Clayton Faits. Narration written and performed by Ansel Burch. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Illustration by Betsey Palmer. Created by Clayton Faits. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I've ruled out uni because I want to live at home.

0:02.0

I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.

0:05.0

I've ruled out uni because of my grades.

0:10.0

Study with the Open University and there's no need to rule out anything.

0:13.0

With our respected degrees, you can learn from home and work alongside study.

0:17.0

We're open to all. Plus, you'll have the support of expert tutors. So rethink your

0:23.6

future with the degree you didn't think was possible. The Open University. The future is open.

0:32.9

Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest

0:38.0

needs, heart life. These stories are true dramatizations from Our Fair City's glorious history.

0:45.6

So listen and remember, heart life, all the life you'll ever need.

0:53.8

In Our Fair City, food is provided through the seemingly endless potential of algae.

1:01.5

The very same organisms which purify our air and process our waste have been harnessed

1:07.3

to provide all of the proteins, vitamins, and carbohydrates necessary for a

1:13.0

life which meets projected expectations. Even small allotments of fresh produce are prepared for

1:21.1

policies who perform exceptionally well. Still, there are some whose appetites cannot be provided for. Within our fair city is one individual

1:32.6

whose hunger is more unnatural, who cannot be sated by the wholesome foods we enjoy. Cruel science

1:41.4

created this abomination without control of her monstrous need. She feasts upon sanguine

1:49.0

tissues, rant from the bodies of our own mind. She lurks deep within the tunnels, mere feet of earth from unsuspecting policies next door, hiding, feeding.

2:03.6

Human limbs drip icor and viscera onto the packed earth of her lair.

2:08.6

Naud bones are stacked in the corners of the room, and the table where real people

2:15.6

once shared a meal tablet is awash with congealing fluids.

2:22.0

The creature responsible is here now, its face buried deep in the calf of what was once

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