3.3- Butterclaws
Our Fair City
Audacious Machine Creative
4.7 • 623 Ratings
🗓️ 30 October 2024
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Summary
In which Neal commits less-than-grand theft auto, Candice is dubiously helpful, and Loamy loses her cool.
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Our Fair City was originally released between 2011 and 2018.
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Neal Henderson — Sebastian H. Orr
Loamy— Lisa Burton
Candice the aged Relations Technician— Ryan Schile
Written by Mark Soloff. Narration written and performed by Ansel Burch. Directed by Clayton Faits. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Illustration by Tyne Lowe. Created by Clayton Faits.
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| 0:00.0 | Tonight's broadcast is brought to you by the company you depend upon for all of your greatest needs, Heart Life. |
| 0:10.2 | These stories are true dramatizations from our fair city's glorious history. |
| 0:15.4 | So listen and remember, heart life, all the life you'll ever need. |
| 0:32.3 | Tonight we return to Sector Alpha, District of Red Lights. As it slithers and sways for its visitors, bane of the fiscally foolish this district affords release to the policies of heartlife. |
| 0:39.3 | In our dark tunnels and perfectly assigned single function work assignments, |
| 0:44.3 | the most difficult thing to get can be the brush of a hand, a conversation, |
| 0:51.3 | and reassurance that someone is listening to you, even if you did pay them to do so. |
| 0:58.3 | From this world came Allison, Neil Henderson's one true love. Who could blame her for having |
| 1:04.7 | needs of her own after meeting those of others for so long? Are we not all equally corruptible in our times of weakness? |
| 1:14.4 | And what of Neil Henderson? Will his will waver? As he and Lomi descend into the unbuckled folds |
| 1:22.1 | of sector alpha to commit the crime of grand theft. Let us find out. |
| 1:32.0 | Are you almost finished removing the tire? |
| 1:35.0 | This is really hard to hold. |
| 1:36.2 | Quiet, loamy. |
| 1:37.3 | Someone's going to hear... Oops. |
| 1:39.5 | Out. |
| 1:40.4 | Oh, Baccaro! |
| 1:42.1 | Look out, Mr. Neal! Oh! Oh, fucker-all! Look out, Mr. Neal! |
| 1:51.8 | Sorry, dropped the automobile. |
| 1:55.3 | Dang it, loamy, don't offer to lift up a car if you can't hold it the whole time I steal the dang tire off it. |
| 2:01.5 | Sorry, sir, I've always been a bit of a butterclaws. But hey, you pulled the tire off. Well done. |
| 2:08.3 | Why are we stealing a tire again? Butterclaws, got that right. Man, I thought you molefolk were |
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