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So a pissing etiquette question, if you grab your pants by the waistband and your underwear

and just tuck them under your nuts and you pee and you never make contact with your

wiener, do you have to wash your hands?

Oh, I've done that.

I know what you're thinking of them now because you have sweatpants on, right?

Right.

I would say no.

How do you not touch anything? You don't shake? Well, your thumbs are down by your thighs close to your nuts, though. Yeah. You're kind of grabbing them by the hips or inside the hips. Well, you're not serving fries. You're shaking hands, are you? So don't worry about that. No, but, you know, just in public, as a matter of reflex, I tend to wash my hands.

But do you wash your hands after you piss at home?

I don't.

Only, not completely.

If I'm going to, if I'm leaving right from the bathroom to go to get something to eat,

I'll throw, I'll run some water over my peeve. Yeah, I mean, if I'm going to...

But it's my dink, so I know where it's been.

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