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I reached out to uh

my sister's in my niece I said if a guy says you smell nice in public and you don't know him

is it a compliment my older sister said yes I think so and my niece said I guess but he's

trying to get laid yeah yeah how old

dad wasn't Todd wasn't by the way no oh she's uh about 14 years younger than me okay yeah

yeah that helps yeah yeah well she's not a kid she's not a kid let's go that's what I'm

trying to say uh yeah so yeah so so Todd wasn't trying to get a lady. He was just trying to be nice when he said to the lady after Nick and him were walking back smoking. I just think women's... She sprinted to her office. I just think women's defenses in public situations like that are so far up that there's no chance that you you get the benefit of the doubt right well

apparently i don't know some she's once one woman checked in said she's i hope i'm wrong it's a compliment

yeah i hope i'm wrong she didn't seem creaked out she was a joke that's what happens with you shower

right she wasn't reaching for the pepper spray or anything this time our pilot buddy says uh the uh we slides are very sturdy no way a stiletto shoe is

gonna pop that i didn't think so yeah that's how we just have a knife and you slide down holding

the knife you know yeah well that's you probably can't get a knife on the plane. That's just a dick move.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And getting a knife on the plane. It shouldn't be easy. Although, I understand some people do. But if you, like, if you were wearing your hockey skates for the flight, that might be... Yeah, it's probably illegal, too, I'm thinking. You probably put those underneath the plane.

Yeah, but, you know, they're covering your toes.

Yeah, it's probably illegal, too, I'm thinking. You've probably to put those underneath the plane. Yeah, but, you know, they're covering your toes. Yeah, they are closed-toed, but, you know, razor blades on the bottom. Get the little rubber things on them, too. You just wear those ones you wear, you know, when you're walking off the... Is there a weight limit for those slides? And Michelle, my my girlfriend checked in she says if a guy's using that

he's just totally a pickup line

see that's why

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