With great sadness that I have to announce I lost my water bottle over the holidays.

Did you have a big fancy one?

Yo, it's just one of...

One I'm really attached to.

No, it's just a long cylinder kind of thing.

And...

You sure he didn't sit on it.

Remember the guy in Florida had it up his ass?

Yeah, it's been through a lot. It's been across the international date line. It's been in the Southern Hemisphere. We're not talking about time. In countless national park, well, not countless. But, you know, a lot of national parks and a lot of states. Don't, Nick. And somewhere along Highway 82 and 23rd Street and... You threw it out the window?

I just launched it.

I remember filling it up in this parking lot.

I'm surprised you forgot something.

That never happened.

How do you fill it up in a parking lot?

Well, because the cooler's right there.

You know, I'm grabbing some water out of the cooler and, you know, filling up the, uh, putting... Did you want to go back when you realize you were 10 miles down the road? Oh, well, I got into my truck at my destination, which was probably about 15 miles down the road. And I couldn't find it. And the only thing I can think is I filled it up, and I must have left it on the top of the bed of my truck. Oh. And they drove on. Like you used to do with weed on the gas station in Colorado. Yeah, but he couldn't fly with it. How many national parks do you think that thing is... Shut up. Did you call back? No, I didn't because I just pulled into a, like a random parking lot. Okay. And I remember where it was. and on on my way back I checked the parking lot but

nothing and Christy got me a new water bottle but I don't like it as much

why don't you like this much it's not the same isn't it weird that when you have

emotional attachments and inanimate objects yeah and you think they think they

because we all have a little bit of that in this, and it sounds so dumb because they don't think, they don't love, they're just sitting there. Todd, were you bummed out that it was the lowest snowpack in Colorado in 40 years? No, I'm more bummed. I lost my water bottle. Yeah. Why don't she buy the exact same one? I don't know. So it's her fault. Well, it's his fault for not buying his own damn water bottle. What kind of water bottle was it? Oh, I forget the name. Green? You weren't that attached to it. You know its name. It was white and it was dimpled. Oh, it's called Swig. The brand name is Swig, and I think I looked

it up. They're expensive. I got water bottle of money. You do. I love when you asked

Caliando what he spends his cash on. He says $75 of rubber.

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