Thank you. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm a lot of Find out and either on Facebook, Twitter, X, and Instagram, you're on Facebook, Twitter X, and Instagram You're mindlessly scrolling anyway. Why not check us out? This is the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire. Guys, do you name your penis? I never did, but I knew some guys who called their penis by a different name. See, I think with nicknames. I should say different name because... I've always been this way about nicknames. You don't give yourself a nickname. You don't give any body part nickname. Someone bestows that nickname. Yeah, but guys gave it themselves. Yeah, I know. That's wrong. That's wrong. Well, apparently millions of them do. Someone who enjoys that penis should give it a nickname but you shouldn't give your penis a nickname

yeah but they might call it something that's not that impressive like oh a little chubby or something

like that you don't want to hear from your lady oh bring out a little chubby you don't want to hear

that try again please try it try again uh i love this the first part of the stories this is mainly

uk uk uk guys and says i know it's all over i guess but it's a million pina we're 30 kid. I love this, the first part of the story. This is mainly UK guys.

It says, I know, it's all over, I guess, but it's a million penis.

Yeah, 33 million penises in the UK.

And some of the first nicknames, people named their wanker.

The wanker was just the average, just the obvious thing, like pecker or, which is what we call, or willy you know but then it goes into some of

the names people have used for their for their penis and are they elaborate are they based on

classic literature i here's some of them are yes yes yeah yeah yeah we have the gentleman uh jolly todger

old faithful mr Mr. Happy,

Big Ben, obviously, since little man, pinky, winky, little buddy.

I recall having this discussion.

My little friend.

A long, a long time ago, and somebody invoked an old advertising slogan to the coffee, Maxwell House.

Yeah.

And the slogan was good to the last drop.

There you go.

So he called his weiner Maxwell House.

I like that.

The general, the captain, the soldier, the boss, the prince, the Duke, the champ.

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