What's up you little gristle wesslers, huh? You alive, dude? Knock knock. Who's there? Hopefully you?

How you living, man? You believe in ghost, man? You believe in ghosts? Do ghosts believe in you, though?

That's the question. Have you done enough in your life for ghosts to believe in you?

You have accidentally urinate on your ex-girlfriend, bro? Well, y'all was sharing a sofa while you were sleeping over in Beto Rouge, Louisiana about nine years ago?

Have you ever just wet the bed in your thirties, dude, because you got issues that you haven't dealt with? Huh?

You ever covered yourself in baby oil and pretended you was back inside your mother's womb?

Well, if you have, dude, you're definitely welcome here. This is this past weekend.

This past weekend. Good morning. It is March 19th, 2017, the year of the... I don't even know what it is, man.

Could be an animal Chinese, probably something they thought of, you know, and shared with the rest of us.

I'm Theo Vaughn. This is this past weekend. And it's my birthday, man. And we'll start off and say that.

I know we talked about it last week a little bit on here. I was at my brother's home in Beto Rouge.

And we taped the episode in his children's. He have three beautiful children's.

And we taped the episode in their playroom where they keep their toys and capes and just daytime pieces of adventure.

So here I am back at home in Los Angeles. And it's my birthday, man.

And it feels pretty good, you know. I'm 37. I am 37 years old, man. I'm an adult male.

I've made a lot of poor choices, dude. Wept the bed until pretty much, let's say early 30s, you know, probably some anxiety, fear of nighttime.

Actually, I remember as a child, I would get very scared of going to bed and the darkness and anything that it could hide inside of itself and expose to me when I least expected it.

And I would, I remember at night, I had night, I used to stand on my bed at night because I had a fear specifically of animals.

We had a lot of dangerous animals in our neighborhood. I grew up in the stray animal belt. A lot of people know that.

And I remember at night, that I would stand on my bed and urinate around my bed, you know, off of my bed, just off onto the floor because I had heard that animals wouldn't attack if another animal had urinated locally.

So yeah, so anyway, that was that was some of my youth, you know, right there experimenting with urine and trying to protect myself as a child.

And just I guess coming through a lot of fear, you know, a lot of fear as a young boy. But yeah, I'm 37, man, you know, and it feels, it feels scary a little bit.

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