3-06-17 | This Past Weekend #12

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.7 • 28K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Theo talks relationships, more about his father, his childhood friend named Thundercat (possible RIP), masturbation, sex with a Caribou, and takes calls from listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What's up?
0:02.0	What's up, your little Guatemalans, huh?
0:05.0	Your little crispy Yamaguchi's?
0:07.0	How you feeling, huh?
0:11.0	You ever done a eight ball at a Bass Pro Shop
0:14.0	and played a Del's Hello on a duck call?
0:17.0	You ever done that?
0:19.0	You ever emptied a bunch of ice trays on the kitchen floor
0:23.0	and made snow angels at the house?
0:26.0	You ever done that?
0:27.0	Get all wet?
0:28.0	Get your back wet?
0:29.0	We'll dry off, bro.
0:31.0	Dry off.
0:32.0	Because this is this past weekend.
0:35.0	This past weekend.
0:37.0	Drop!
0:38.0	Yeah!
0:40.0	Who wants a drip from daddy?
0:43.0	Why does Alvin right now get scores?
0:46.0	30 pounds of hamster bones.
0:48.0	House.
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