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🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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0:00.0	You're listening to the Todd and Tyler Radio Empire.
0:20.2	If you're a United flight attendant, you can have a little bit of booze in you.
0:24.5	How much?
0:25.9	How drunk was the donkey?
0:28.4	The United Flight Attendant, this is out of London now, was reportedly 10 times over the legal alcohol limit while she was working a transatlantic flight to London.
0:39.8	You know, they do this in British.
0:43.8	She's a...
0:43.8	That's called English.
0:45.3	Had, no, no, no.
0:46.7	The way they measured the blood alcohol content.
0:49.1	Yeah, blood test revealed she had 216 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters of blood and that uh i looked it up
0:57.5	that that that translates to about a 2.0 or 0 0 0 so you know you're twice the legal limit in the
1:05.4	united states yeah now how do they tell they tell she was drunk because Because she swigged a bunch of vodka because she was nervous.
1:13.5	Oh.
1:13.8	She wanted to take the edge off.
1:16.1	Yeah.
1:16.4	Well, I understand that.
1:17.5	The legal limit.
1:18.3	She's not flying to play.
1:19.5	Yeah, is 20 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters of blood, which ends up to be like a 0.02.
1:28.4	So that might just be like residual.
1:30.7	I'm probably sitting here at a 0.02 right now.
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