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Why are we talking about noodles?

No, let me rephrase that.

Why the f*** are we talking about noodles?

I'll tell you why.

Hostage crisis, noodles, same principle.

Both require precision timing. Neither should be rushed.

So you'd like me to tell the vice president we do nothing until then?

Waiting is not doing nothing. I choose to wait for my noodles even though my salivary glands are crying out to me like newly hatched birds, but they will thank me because I waited until.

Well, you just timed out that whole

analogy for your little ding?

That is fucking pathetic.

That's from Beat, by the way.

And that's Gary Cole.

Gary Colvis.

Hi, Gary.

Good morning. How are you doing? Big fans, by the way, And that's Gary Cole. Gary Colvis. Hi, Gary. Good morning. How are you doing?

Big fans, by the way, of everything you've ever done. And watch pretty much everything you've done for that matter. Gary, can you tell us what do you like better, comedy or drama? Because

you're great at both of them. I never look at them differently, actually.

You know, to me it's all a character.

Right.

You know, so especially when you're doing comedy, you don't want to try, you don't want to go for, you know, you don't want to go for laps.

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