3.04 Light My Fire
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2019
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
This week we are so pleased to announce that Cerise Castle, an actual employee of KCRW, joined us to discuss topics including Alice's dubious KCRW show about Dana / interconnectivity / weapons of mass destruction / giving a pig a pancake. Also: Bette yells about art and has finger intercourse with Senator Barbara Grisham (played by Dana Delaney), Jenny burns her book, Bif Naked talks about top surgery, Tina is a major league c*nt, Dana meets her hero Billie Jean King, Carmen has to decide between a major career opportunity and a party at a skate shop, Helena wants to over-finance Dylan's movie and so much more! A special thanks to this episode sponsor LOLA!
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| 0:00.0 | Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
| 0:10.0 | squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
| 0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. |
| 0:19.0 | It's the way that be it's the way that be |
| 0:22.6 | and I'm reese and I'm reese and I'm Carly and this is to Ellen Back. |
| 0:38.6 | To Ellen Back is a podcast on Autostraddle about the L Word where we recap one episode of the L Word every week on a podcast. |
| 0:45.0 | Yes, that is this podcast. |
| 0:46.5 | That's the one you're listening to right now. |
| 0:48.4 | Congratulations on making a great choice in podcasts. |
| 0:50.8 | Yeah, we love this so much. |
| 0:52.0 | We know you had four billion choices and you chose this one. |
| 0:54.6 | So, good for you. And we see that and we appreciate it. Rees, how are you today? Um, great. I have power. |
| 1:01.4 | Rees, how long to take you to get your power back? By power, I mean electricity. People have been |
| 1:05.3 | very confused about this lately when I say my power back. You do? And I'm like, oh, I just mean my electricity. How long was your power out for total? About 14 hours. So when did it come back on? Around 10 p.m. Well, you know what I did? |
| 1:18.0 | I thought, the way my life has been going lately is not great. So I have to find a way to change how |
| 1:23.2 | this is going. Okay. And I was like, so I know what I'll do. I'll walk all the way to CVS with my tiny dog. |
| 1:28.8 | Okay. I'll spend $40 on candles and flashlights and like LED lights. Of course. So I can see her on my |
| 1:37.0 | house. And then did you think that the act of doing that would will the power to come back on? |
| 1:41.1 | Yeah. If I invest money so that it could, you know, so that it's not like a total win. |
| 1:45.0 | So it's a win and a loss. |
| 1:46.2 | I see. |
| 1:46.9 | When I came back to my house, the power was back on. |
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