3.03 Lobsters
To L And Back: An L Word Podcast
Riese Bernard
4.8 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Carmen's shopping for gig vests at Wax, Max and Shane are gonna be butch and help the ladies out with their luggage, Bette's had just about enough of Tina's petty bourgeois anxiety and everybody is very clear about their intentions to attend a dinner tonight in honor of Jenny and male lobsters, who behave better than female lobsters while in a pot together. Also: Dana gets a mammogram, Shane and Carmen are puppy-sitting for some reason, we didn’t know Mark Epstein was a real person and Alice has a really bad psychiatrist! Special thanks to our episode sponsor, MCD! The publisher for the new memoir High School, by Tegan and Sara!
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| 0:00.0 | Girls in the dark, topping, laughing, moving, fisting, fighting, fucking crying, drinking, |
| 0:10.0 | squirting, judging, ranting, camping, writing, thinking, scheming. |
| 0:13.0 | This is the way, it's the way that we live. |
| 0:19.0 | It's the way that be it's the way that be and I'm |
| 0:33.9 | Hi, I'm Reese and I'm Car Carly. And this is to Ellen Back. |
| 0:39.9 | Welcome back to our autostraddle podcast where we recap one episode of the Elward in a podcast every single week. |
| 0:46.6 | Every single week. |
| 0:47.6 | One episode per week. |
| 0:49.5 | Yeah. |
| 0:50.1 | Yes. |
| 0:51.0 | And today we are recapping episode 303. |
| 0:55.4 | Yes. |
| 0:56.0 | Lobsters. |
| 0:57.1 | Lobsters. |
| 0:58.3 | Hi, Reese. |
| 0:59.0 | Hi, Carly. |
| 1:00.0 | Missed you. |
| 1:01.3 | I'm back. |
| 1:02.2 | Hi, everyone. |
| 1:02.9 | I hope you didn't miss me too much. |
| 1:04.9 | Quick shout out to Drew Gregory for filling in and being amazing. |
| 1:09.5 | Love you, Drew. |
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