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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#2998 New Jawboning Technology

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

How did Luke and Andrew miss one of the most bizarre red carpet moments in recent history?? Plus, a story about wasabi and "broken heart" disease leads to some reminiscing about failed job interviews.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Awake up in the morning and I roll out of bed, I consider shaving, but there's too much

0:11.3

face on my head, because my beard is a face hider, my beard hides my face, my beard is

0:23.2

a face hider, my beard hides my face, there you go, there's your death camp bare face,

0:41.2

guess what day it is, guess what day it is. It's Friday, Friday, got a gap down on

0:46.2

Friday, everybody is looking forward to the weekend weekend, it gets very specific it's

0:51.5

It's not quite nasal enough the way you're doing it, all right?

0:54.2

You're not doing it the way he speaks.

0:56.7

You're not doing it with the kind of,

0:59.1

as you don't do the broken voice,

1:00.8

but it gets very emotional.

1:02.5

But it gets very emotional indeed.

1:03.9

She was only 16 years old.

1:06.3

She was only 16.

1:07.5

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

1:10.3

All right.

1:11.6

I have no date.

1:12.9

A two-liter bottle of shasta in my all-rush mixtape.

1:17.1

Let's rock.

1:18.4

It's impossible.

1:19.8

I think it's able to do it all.

1:23.8

This is hallowed time.

1:25.4

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