I hate teeth. I'm so sick of looking into people's mouths. You know, I have this recurring nightmare

where instead of all of my teeth falling out, I get more of them, just like more and more and more.

I get teeth fingernails and teeth toenails. My belly button even sprouts a tooth that's disgusting.

Have you thought of getting out of the dental industry?

T-B-T-L!

What do you want to risk? You have everything going for you. You're on a gravy train with biscuit

wheel.

I don't understand. Great heavens. What kind of radio show is this?

The story of this situation is it's extremely personal.

Well, hello. Good morning and welcome to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just

might be too beautiful to live and where we try to present intelligence for your life.

I have started following John Tesha's intelligence for your life feed on Twitter

and like so many things in my life. It started probably half ironic. Maybe I was looking for

hashtag content for this show. I've gotten some decent tips from the test. Intelligence for your

life. Twitter feed. You know, would recommend five out of five stars. Let's see. My name is Luke

Burbank. I am your host. Oh, hey, y'all fit my name. Today, I am happy to be coming to you from

the offices of Walsh Walsh and Dormatt and the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington.

It's episode 2994 in a collector series. Let the fun begin.

Hey, full, busy weekend of doing things that we want to tell you about and also news stories

that were read. There's tacos in the news. I might have tacos when I go home. I'm not quite sure

yet. It tacos showed up in a very, very unusual place and it's made the news, at least the

internet news. So we'll talk about that. Also, it's the first day of fall. Let's see what I did

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