#2992 The Finer Points Of Shampooery

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2019

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

A golden toilet has been stolen, and a fire burned down an artificial insemination plant for cows. Plus, Luke almost slipped and fell in a very disturbing way, and Andrew defends iPads.
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0:00.0	Rollo. The chocolate treat with caramel inside. Rollo, rollo, rollo, roll your boat gently in my mouth.
0:08.0	Pop top, check it out. Lick the foil with your tongue. Give it to your friends.
0:14.0	As a gift. As a gift.
0:16.0	Exchange gears. Rollo Tony Brown Town. Check yourself at the door.
0:21.0	Give me some more. Give me some more. Give me some more on your Rollos.
0:25.0	That's pretty good.
0:27.0	BTS.
0:32.0	Oh, this is my jam right here.
0:34.0	Yeah, most people think I'm on drugs because I'm always happy.
0:37.0	Are you on drugs?
0:38.0	No, I'm not. I'm high on life.
0:39.0	We may have created a monster in a lab.
0:41.0	It's not a monster. It's a cyborg that can kill without remorse.
0:44.0	And there's just nothing wrong with listening ever.
0:47.0	So listen, if you know what's good for you.
0:50.0	Remember, to achieve success, you must first conceive it and believe in it.
0:55.0	Remember, impossible.
0:58.0	He's nothing.
1:04.0	All right, hello. Good morning and welcome to a Thursday edition of TBT All The Show
1:10.0	that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:13.0	A little word that comes to mind is ludicrous.
1:15.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
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