Hi everybody. Hi Dr. Nick. Now there are many options available for dangerously underweight

individuals like yourself. I recommend a slow steady gorging process combined with

astral horizontalogy. Of course you'll want to focus on the neglected food groups such

as the whipped group, the congealed group and the chocolate stick. And remember if you

are not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear

it's your window to weight gain. Bye bye everybody TVTL.

Are you even listening to our story? Yes. Well listen to this. We have a story to tell.

Listen. Okay. And write it down. Okay. I got a short memory just like when I was in

the third grade to the best years of my life. Beepers, zeniths televisions, walkmans, disc

man's, floppy discs and zip drives. These are discs answering machines and tender power

gloves. Maybe this podcast is just too beautiful to live. Oh yeah. All right. Hello everyone.

Good morning and welcome to a Thursday edition of TVTL the show that just might be too

beautiful to live. Oh you're going to love the lift and tweedle out of this. My name

is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm still doing a podcast. I am doing this podcast right

now from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center. Perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington,

the Bay City. I just looked over my shoulder. I was going to holler at the dog. Hey Rudy,

you want to get in here? Then I remembered that let the fun begin. The dog is actually at

work with Carrie today because I after this show I'm going to be leaving for Portland

or I'm doing live wire radio tonight. So I'm dogless. Dogless in Bellingham and even

though she the dog hates coming in here and hanging out during the show there's something

about knowing that she's just lounging in the other room. It centers me. It anchors me

and her being gone. I'm drifting here in the wind. So we'll see how the next I don't

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