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Who cares what happens when there's so much than crap is Well hello and welcome to crappy

August 25th, the day of my birth, I've just come out of my mother.

And I've seen my first real housewife,

smoking a cigarette, drinking a bottle of,

or drinking out of a box of Franzi in a hospital, and saying,

You, I was gonna call you Rhonda, but you've got a wiener,

so I'm adding an L to the end.

Welcome to the world. Hello, everybody, I'm Ronnie, and you've got a wiener. So I'm adding an L to the end. Welcome to the world.

Hello, everybody. I'm Ronnie, and that's Ben. Hello, Ben. Ronnie, hi, happy birthday. Happy Big

5-0. This is so exciting. I'm celebrating on my side of the screen. Your birthday balloons on your

screen. Thank you, Ben. I'm celebrating. We love you. Thank you, everybody. So much for being here and in the comments and reading your comments. Thank you, Ben. I'm celebrating. We love you.

Thank you, everybody so much for being here and in the comments and reading your comments.

Thank you guys. Thanks so much for being here. Wow, this is 50. What a, what a crazy time.

It was just like yesterday, except I'm older. God bless it.

But I'm just going to keep getting little pieces of skin chopped off for the rest of my life once a month.

So we'll see where that goes.

Oh, and last night I watched The Substance to celebrate.

Oh, you did.

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