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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#2981 Odell Motel Holiday Inn

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2019

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew discuss whether or not anyone can own the phrase "Taco Tuesdays", because one surprising celebrity is trying to copyright it. Plus, escaped cobras, more cocaine filled banana shipments, and a critique of baseball commercials literally no one asked for.
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0:00.0

When we tear all the wood out, we want to get rid of anything that seems natural, authentic.

0:05.7

Get rid of the espresso machine, get rid of that, that all goes.

0:08.4

Anything rustic is gone.

0:09.4

Anything authentic, anything organic, anything permanent.

0:12.2

Also this is a vape store.

0:13.4

Yeah, so we want a carpeting that's going to absorb, and I don't mean mask, but literally

0:18.2

just absorb the odor so that when people come in here, they're just overwhelmed.

0:22.1

Okay, you want it to be pungent.

0:23.6

John does.

0:24.6

Slightly vomited.

0:25.6

He's just vile.

0:26.6

You want it to smell like old bubble gum.

0:28.3

Yeah, have you ever huffed an airwick?

0:29.8

The lighting is too warm in here.

0:30.8

Yeah.

0:31.8

This is too, I'm feeling too good about this.

0:32.9

You know, I want to see my own zits.

0:34.4

Like an old thrish store or something, maybe.

0:36.7

No, that's even too descriptive.

0:38.7

That's too kitschy.

0:39.7

It should just be like part of an airport that you ignore.

0:42.1

Think of hanging out inside a vending machine.

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