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Stiff Socks

298: Hottest Presidents ft. Riley Reid

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Get tix to our Stiff Socks Tour at https://stiffsocks.com
Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks

Follow Riley Reid
IG: https://www.instagram.com/letrileylive

Stiff Socks tour dates: https://stiffsocks.com
Albany, NY: Dec 2
Burlington, VT: Dec 3
Portland, ME: Dec 4
Providence, RI: Dec 5
New Haven, CT: Dec 6
New York, NY: Dec 7
Bethlehem, PA: Dec 8
Red Bank, NJ: Dec 9
Charlottesville, VA: Dec 10
Knoxville, TN: Dec 11
Atlanta, GA: Dec 12

🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com

0:00 New Haircut Vibes, ChatGPT, Bed Bath and Beyond
11:52 Standup Mics, Presidential Debates
18:30 We Love Elvis Presley, Pitching Movie and TV Ideas
28:50 Most Visited Websites 2024
33:57 Grocery Store Pricing, Uncharged Without Consent
41:42 Our Top 5 Best French Fries
53:07 Hottest Presidents of All Time
1:01:53 Unnamed Ask a Woman Segment w/ Riley Reid - Feels Better When It Goes In or Goes Out?
1:10:44 Sock Talk - Crazy Cat Ladies Have the Best S*x?
1:17:08 Secret Sock - I Like to Smell My GF’s Used Thongs

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What do you think the coolest thing you pull out on a scroll is?

0:02.8

Body count?

0:03.5

Yeah, you're lift the fuck on.

0:04.6

Elizabeth, Delta Gamma.

0:09.6

Guys, we're going on tour.

0:10.9

Guys, the tour!

0:12.4

Michael and I are going on tour.

0:14.0

Instead of reading our own tour dates, which we have, we're now doing a together tour.

0:18.4

It's a 10-show East Coast run.

0:21.8

Starting December 2nd, ending on December 12th, guys, it's going to be me and Trevor doing

0:27.0

individuals stand up and we're doing a live, freaking podcast debut.

0:31.2

It's going to be insane.

0:32.2

We're going to play insane games

0:33.2

and say crowd interactions it's going to be crazy

0:36.8

jacks gonna be there fucking sitting in the corner dude who knows that he's gonna be

0:41.0

hitting his head on fucking cement?

0:42.8

Who gives a shit?

0:43.8

Okay, but do we're, dude, you guys don't get it.

0:46.4

We're doing a live set.

0:48.4

It's three shows the price one.

0:50.0

Michael Blasthan, headliner, me, Trevor Walsh, Headliner, Headliner.

0:52.2

Headliner, Me, Trevorall's, Headliner, Three shows for the price of one.

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